Welcome!

Welcome to the new home of the meanest, most satirical baseball fans the world has to offer. Originally found on sprayahen.com, Brian Vaughan and I, Spencer Hendricks, have elected to relocate to a simpler setting and discuss our baseball thoughts once more. Much like the former website (which could and should still be accessed to this very day), we will largely be focusing on the St. Louis Cardinals, but we will also certainly branch out from time to time as well. Since sprayahen.com has died many a painful death during its numerous comeback attempts, we thought we'd give it another go in blog format. Blogs are dumb, and template designs equal fake websites, but we have thoughts to pound out (usually in an angry manner), and our laziness has ensured we will not ever stick to anything that isn't being mostly done for us. By hiding behind an automated format on someone else's creation, we might actually muster up enough energy to write about baseball for a long period of time. The quality will be there, although quantity and readership are to be determined. We hope to impress you, persuade you, crush all your hopes and dreams, and ultimately, make you hate us. Because we sure hate us. It's time to break baseball down into the manageable pieces of insanity only Brian and I can serve. Eat up, you fucks.